About Uncle Ricky

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Feb 2nd

Posted by Senior_Ricky in About Uncle Ricky

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This blog has been put in a content freeze!

This will be kind of an open apology about there not being much of anything here.  I’ll must likely have this be my latest {and my last for a while!} post so it will be the first thing that most folks see when they come in. I probably should have kept this whole thing private until I learned what I… Continue reading

Ricky – 101

Dec 9th

Posted by Senior_Ricky in About Uncle Ricky

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[caption id="attachment_4" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Uncle Ricky"]Uncle Ricky[/caption]

If you aren’t already freaked by the initial photo then you might be interested in this stupid Blog {?}. { I do apologize! I was in motel lighting under the influence of narcotics that the good Doctor had given me.} I will label this blog as “Adult” only because Continue reading

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    “Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who couldn’t hear the music.”
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    1. Coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.
    2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    3. Abdicate (v), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation when drunk..
    5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent.
    6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
    7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle (n), an olive flavoured mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence (n), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle (n), a humorous question in an exam.
    12. Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    13. Oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
    14. Circumvent (n), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
    15. Frisbeetarianism (n), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist.

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    Uncle Ricky 03-13-2006